If the type doesn't fit, you must....SKWISH?

Well of Fortune?

Hell of Fortune? Proofreader? Anguilla just keeps on giving.

Extreme bodily harm AND death???

Let's review what can happen to you here (illustrated nicely):

A) Severe physical harm

B) Extreme bodily harm

AND/OR

C) Death, which in my opinion covers both A and B.

I'm meeeeellllting!

Apparently Island in the Sun's logo is too hot for Ranny and Jo's Ice Cream logo...

Be safe kids... always Condomize!

Don't put your baby in a tubbie...

A bad photo, but I think you get the point: TUBBIES ARE NOT FOR STORING BABIES.

Profreeder kneaded

Smart graphic designers run spell check!

Watch out, you might on this AIDS map!

Sale on swash today at the sign shop

Not only all caps italic, but all caps SWASH characters. Awesome.

Those are the breaks...

WARNING! 

Bad grammar and a terrible hyphenation. 

It's a two-fer!